Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Five reasons NOT to be a penis1. You are bald your whole life. (In case you are wondering, the pubic hair goes
around the penis and not on the penis. :D)
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbours are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
5. Everytime you are excited, you throw up and then faint.
LOL. Adapted from
HanisI am sneezing non-stop in front of the computer now and I am getting irritated! Other than that, one of my nostrils has been blocked since yesterday. Can I change a nose?
"I sense something very wrong here." - I posted this entry few days back. Now I realised it's really a
VERY wrong. I cannot explain too much over here, it's kind of confidential you see..
If someone important to you keeps something from you that you actually found out yourself, and when you asks him/her about it, he still denies. How wrong is that?
You are sad about the thing you found out (it's really heartbreaking for me), you feel even worse when he/she denies! AM I RIGHT?
Say yes.I blew my top last night, because of
someone who is trying to be oh so noble (actually he is not). Fancy telling me, "Okay lor!!!". And I was like, "Shit you bastard. When I say hang up you cannot stop me izzit?!". But I never say like that lah. I just hung up. I was like a volcano erupting like hell.. HELL!
The thought of everything makes me wanna explode. __